• Summary

    2 out of 5 2.0

    What does this car say about you?

    I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.

    What do your friends / family / neighbours think of the car?

    Oh they're great. Very supportive.

    Would you buy this car again and why?

    I can't get rid of it as it is. Why would I want to buy it again.

    What are you likely to buy next?

    I would like to evolve from my current car to an engine design which was on the drawing board within the last 30 years.

  • Buying experience

    2 out of 5 2.0

    Type of dealer you bought from?

    Didn't buy from a dealer

    Did you buy this car new?

    No

    What price did you pay?

    £50

    When did you buy the car?

    June 2008

    Did you get a good deal and why?

    It was a good deal until I started to drive it.

    Is there any special reason why you bought this car?

    The bloke who sold it told me said they were modelled on the Porsche 911. It was downhill from there.

    What was the dealer like?

    You'd have to go back in a time machine to find one of these things on a dealers forecourt.

  • Driving it

    2 out of 5 2.0

    What's it like to drive?

    1st gear is ok. The other 4 not so good.

    What's it like to park?

    Easy. It doesnt start most of the time.

  • Living with it

    2 out of 5 2.0

    Have you had any problems with the car?

    Yes I am now divorced.

    What's most practical about your car?

    Practically nothing.

    Favourite gadget, option or accessory?

    My favourite gadget is when the door mechanism actually works and I can get out.